A Tree Falling in the Forest

Sad news to report. Singer Paul McCartney (R) and his wife, Heather, were mauled by a harp seal pup during their trip to an ice floe in the Gulf of St. Lawrence, Canada. Ironically, the couple had just arrived for a two day visit to the east coast of Canada to protest the killing of harp seal pups. In true Canadian fashion, the seal pup was not interested in their charity and went all helter skelter. Paul vowed to never help carnivores ever again... ever.