Tuesday, March 28, 2006

T-shirts: 1 for $5, 5 for $6

Reason #89 – Cherry Blossoms. Cherry blossom season is getting underway in D.C. As a native New Englander it is a nice treat when spring arrives and the cherry blossoms come out. Spring arrives here about a month earlier than it does in Maine. One month can make a big difference.

The only bad thing is that it signals the return of tourists and tourist related traffic. If you come to DC please obey the crosswalk signals… and avoid the temptation to buy an “I am in the witness protection program” t-shirt. Feel free to wear khaki colored shorts. This makes you easier to identify as a tourist and will also make it easier for you to get directions to the nearest Metro stop.

Comments:
Ahh, yes, tourists and their khakis. and the crosswalk signals that give you 4 seconds to cross...
 
Theres big gaps between your reasons. What happened to reasons #79-88?
 
Ummmm... I'll have to get back to you on that.

Its kind of like a small trucking company that numbers its trucks starting at 100.
 
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