A Tree Falling in the Forest

Preparations for the new addition to the family continue. Our most recent efforts include mastering the use of a child safety seat. I learned long ago that instruction manuals are a good thing, however the manual for our safety seat was obviously written by lawyers and then edited by accountants. None the less, my well educated wife and I were able to translate the poorly written instructions into a safe environment for experiment bear number 1A. I was twarted in my efforts to send experimental bear number 1A and the SUV style stoller on a trip down the concrete stairway test (ala The Untouchables).