A Tree Falling in the Forest

Apparently, I have a stomach virus. I have never had a stomach virus before and hope to never have one again. I have had food poisoning a few times, which usually lasts a day or so. It is like that, but it lasts for several days... five so far. My new diet consists of bread, rice, apple sauce, toast, water, and green tea. MMmmmm, crapolicious.

Speaking of viruses, on my way into work (late), I saw a black Cadillac with the license plate "H5N1." You have to be some kind of morbid to put Bird Flu on your personalized plate.