A Tree Falling in the Forest

Um, the ATVs and beer are probably already thrown in.
 

You are probably right.
 

Don't you stand out pretty bad by driving a pickup truck around WITHOUT a gun rack?
 

No confederate flags or stickers either. I try not to wash my truck too often so it doesn't stick out.
 

Well, you do have the ATV oval which might help. A couple of other tips:

- Next time the exhaust breaks, just let it go

- Next time you replace the tires, get big knobby ones.

- Fill the bed with empty beer cans. The cheaper the better. I recommend Pabst Blue Ribbon or Natural Light.

- Take the Tailgate off. Make sure you scrape the finish off the hinges and soake them in water, so that it looks like the tailgate rusted off.

- put a big giant CB antenna on the top. It doesn't matter if you have a CB or not.
 

My tonneau cover screams "out-of-towner."
 

so do your "original matching fenders"
 

haha. i never came back to look at these comments before.

richmond isn't that far south arik, come on now. you only get laughed at for being an out of towner not threatened with violence.