A Tree Falling in the Forest

Because I am getting old, I had to go to the eye doctor today. I like my new eye doctor. We talked about ATVs. I like anyone that likes to talk about ATVs.

After looking at my eyes, he sat back and started asking me non-ATV related questions. Puzzled he asked, "Do you wear contacts?" No, I answered. "You don't smoke..." Nope, I responded. "Your eyes are very angry," he said. "Well, I did sand joint compound in a room I am painting last night." "That explains it," he said.

It was kind of like eating a package of Oreos and going to the dentist.